The Revenant?(2015). ?An epic tale of one man?s desperate journey to ?do whatever it takes to ?finally win an Oscar.?

?Next time I send a damn fool, ?I go myself.???Sgt. Louis Cukela, reportedly said at the ?Battle of Belleau Wood during World War I

I bought one of those tapes to teach you Spanish in your sleep. During the night, the tape skipped. Now I can only stutter in Spanish.?Steven Wright